8-Bit Troll: Stage 19 “Switch Science”

Comedy Article

Gremlik The 8-Bit Troll here.  I’ve provided only the most important news in gaming and entertainment for whoever.  The accuracy of the stories is up in the air, but at least you heard it here first.  It’s about 50/50 right now.  Here we go: Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 19 “Switch Science””

8-Bit Troll: Stage 18 “Pie Masters of The Universe”

Readers 14 and up

Gremlik here.  I woke up in the back of a semi, filled with Patti LaBelle’s Pumpkin Pie.  I was about to eat all of them (cause you know, two stomachs) but Goober and Fantasia told me about the potential gold mine at hand.  Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 18 “Pie Masters of The Universe””

8-Bit Troll: Stage 15 “Digimon No”

Gremlik here! Still not home.  Beer Can Billy put Pokémon Go on my flip phone, and I still haven’t figured out how to get it off.  Thing is the abyss won’t let you enter if you’re being tracked #Conspiracy.  We don’t want the CIA to know where the abyss is.  I have prized bootlegs of Family Matters seasons 1 through 4, I’d hate to do hard time for that again.  Prison food sucks.  I did enjoy the various clothing options though.  And Goober, stop telling people I’m a Pokémon! Sometimes you want to have a Roach Sandwich in-peace without someone snapping a picture.  July stuff go. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 15 “Digimon No””

8-Bit Troll: Stage 12-Teen “Put Some Respek on My Game”

Gremlik here! Another terrible month of March avoided.  April has been at least doable.  I was rather disappointed that Limp Bizkit never showed up for their 4/20 concert.  To add insult to injury, not only was I surrounded by society’s worst, but one of those Jnco wearing Juggalos bumped me, causing the spill of my Cool Ranch Doritos and Surge.  Tried to control my anger, sometimes it can only be expressed by biting and ripping.  Unfortunately They had to shut down the Gas Station early.  April news, go!
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8-Bit Troll: Stage 8 “Halo-Ween”

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Gremlik here, The 8-Bit Troll you need to know. 

Some rather unpleasant chap I met at a bingo hall, told me about this KickStarter thing.  Netflix is a dollar more!  To afford my Rum, Donuts, and streams, you all need to give a little (or a lot).  I’ll provide a link once I figure out how to copy and paste from my Zune.  Well anyways, here is the October 2015 news I thought was at least worth a glance.
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8-Bit Troll: Stage 6 “Troubleshooting-Trouble”

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For Viewers 14 and up.

Out of the Abyss, I’m Gremlik! The 8-Bit Troll you need to know.  What did I do since these goofs at Play Legit woke me up early? Well, I watched Fantastic Four.  It was an exceptional movie.  Be sure to pay full price.  Watch it in 3D even.  Bring a date.  Here is some info I found in August.  Let’s get this over with.  I’m Dizzy! Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 6 “Troubleshooting-Trouble””