Gremlik here. Goober and I shut off the Presidential Debate between Nasal Nose and Clinton. Our argument became way more heated and important. This dufus claims that Power Rangers in Space is better than Biker Mice from Mars. That sir is wildly incorrect! Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 17 “Space Debates””
For Readers 14 and up.
Gremlik here with your August recap. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 16 “No One’s Sky””
Gremlik here! Still not home. Beer Can Billy put Pokémon Go on my flip phone, and I still haven’t figured out how to get it off. Thing is the abyss won’t let you enter if you’re being tracked #Conspiracy. We don’t want the CIA to know where the abyss is. I have prized bootlegs of Family Matters seasons 1 through 4, I’d hate to do hard time for that again. Prison food sucks. I did enjoy the various clothing options though. And Goober, stop telling people I’m a Pokémon! Sometimes you want to have a Roach Sandwich in-peace without someone snapping a picture. July stuff go. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 15 “Digimon No””
For Readers 14 and up
Gremlik here. So my trip to 3E 2016 was quite enjoyable. I did right by Reggie, had a couple of Grand Slams at the nearest Denny’s. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 14 “3E Power Blast””
Gremlik here, keeping it short and sweet. Busy preparing for my bi-yearly E3 trip. I’m the reason Nintendo stopped showing up. Hopefully Reggie doesn’t run from me this time. I only bit him because I misunderstood what he meant saying: “My body is ready”. Got to watch what you say. Life is literal. May-Stuff Go! Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 13 “Views From 1984””
Gremlik here! Another terrible month of March avoided. April has been at least doable. I was rather disappointed that Limp Bizkit never showed up for their 4/20 concert. To add insult to injury, not only was I surrounded by society’s worst, but one of those Jnco wearing Juggalos bumped me, causing the spill of my Cool Ranch Doritos and Surge. Tried to control my anger, sometimes it can only be expressed by biting and ripping. Unfortunately They had to shut down the Gas Station early. April news, go!
Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 12-Teen “Put Some Respek on My Game””
The Ghostbusters Reboot has received some backlash. This hasn’t gone unnoticed. Sony Pictures has announced a short-term deal with Nintendo to combat the harsh criticisms. This will bring Luigi into the fold. Continue reading “Luigi Joins The Cast of ‘Ghostbusters’”