Gremlik here. It’s our 20th edition. Clearly the biggest news of the century, but something just isn’t right. Angrily Browsing on oohay.com today I found out 2 Broke Girls had been cancelled by CBS! Everyone is aware this was the only modern show I’d even pirate. In need of hugs honestly. Here is the latest news uncovered before my world came tumbling down. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 20 “Big-Bit-Ballers””
Gremlik The 8-Bit Troll here. I’ve provided only the most important news in gaming and entertainment for whoever. The accuracy of the stories is up in the air, but at least you heard it here first. It’s about 50/50 right now. Here we go: Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 19 “Switch Science””
Readers 14 and up
Gremlik here. I woke up in the back of a semi, filled with Patti LaBelle’s Pumpkin Pie. I was about to eat all of them (cause you know, two stomachs) but Goober and Fantasia told me about the potential gold mine at hand. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 18 “Pie Masters of The Universe””
Gremlik here. Goober and I shut off the Presidential Debate between Nasal Nose and Clinton. Our argument became way more heated and important. This dufus claims that Power Rangers in Space is better than Biker Mice from Mars. That sir is wildly incorrect! Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 17 “Space Debates””
For Readers 14 and up.
Gremlik here with your August recap. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 16 “No One’s Sky””
Gremlik here! Still not home. Beer Can Billy put Pokémon Go on my flip phone, and I still haven’t figured out how to get it off. Thing is the abyss won’t let you enter if you’re being tracked #Conspiracy. We don’t want the CIA to know where the abyss is. I have prized bootlegs of Family Matters seasons 1 through 4, I’d hate to do hard time for that again. Prison food sucks. I did enjoy the various clothing options though. And Goober, stop telling people I’m a Pokémon! Sometimes you want to have a Roach Sandwich in-peace without someone snapping a picture. July stuff go. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 15 “Digimon No””
For Readers 14 and up
Gremlik here. So my trip to 3E 2016 was quite enjoyable. I did right by Reggie, had a couple of Grand Slams at the nearest Denny’s. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 14 “3E Power Blast””
Gremlik here, keeping it short and sweet. Busy preparing for my bi-yearly E3 trip. I’m the reason Nintendo stopped showing up. Hopefully Reggie doesn’t run from me this time. I only bit him because I misunderstood what he meant saying: “My body is ready”. Got to watch what you say. Life is literal. May-Stuff Go! Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 13 “Views From 1984””
Gremlik here! Another terrible month of March avoided. April has been at least doable. I was rather disappointed that Limp Bizkit never showed up for their 4/20 concert. To add insult to injury, not only was I surrounded by society’s worst, but one of those Jnco wearing Juggalos bumped me, causing the spill of my Cool Ranch Doritos and Surge. Tried to control my anger, sometimes it can only be expressed by biting and ripping. Unfortunately They had to shut down the Gas Station early. April news, go!
Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 12-Teen “Put Some Respek on My Game””