8-Bit Troll Stage 23: Social Existence

Trolling By: Gremlik The Grump

So get this.  I sleep for a year and chump change, then everything goes nuts.  What is going on? I’m walking down the street to take in this uncanny situation.  Angrily pacing to swipe my neighbor’s latest Amazon package, I see a law enforcement dude.  He tells me to go back inside.  Now that’s not unusual, but then he informs me of this so-called “Stay at Home” order.  Continue reading “8-Bit Troll Stage 23: Social Existence”

The 8-Bit Troll: Best of 2018 Award Ceremony Championship

Gremlik Here.  The Goofs at Play Legit pulled me from my cave again.  This is ridiculous, they don’t need my help.  See a game, and give it an award.  It’s not tough! At all!

Rule uno, my favorite choices basically had to keep me awake.  I’ve yet to play a game in this realm that didn’t put me in a bad mood, but at least the following provided a dash of much-needed entertainment.  Continue reading “The 8-Bit Troll: Best of 2018 Award Ceremony Championship”

8-Bit Troll Stage 22: Battle Buffet

 

Trolling By: Gremlik The Grump

You know, Modern Gaming really chaps my cheeks.  The only Battle Royale I’m interested in is the one at the Buffet Line.  FortNite, Player Unknowns.  It’s too much.  Is his really unknown? I think at this point somebody does! Plus it really makes it tough to get immersed with no WiFi.  Continue reading “8-Bit Troll Stage 22: Battle Buffet”

8-Bit Troll: Stage 20 “Big-Bit-Ballers”

Gremlik here.  It’s our 20th edition.  Clearly the biggest news of the century, but something just isn’t right. Angrily Browsing on oohay.com today I found out 2 Broke Girls had been cancelled by CBS! Everyone is aware this was the only modern show I’d even pirate. In need of hugs honestly. Here is the latest news uncovered before my world came tumbling down. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 20 “Big-Bit-Ballers””

8-Bit Troll: Stage 19 “Switch Science”

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Gremlik The 8-Bit Troll here.  I’ve provided only the most important news in gaming and entertainment for whoever.  The accuracy of the stories is up in the air, but at least you heard it here first.  It’s about 50/50 right now.  Here we go: Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 19 “Switch Science””

8-Bit Troll: Stage 15 “Digimon No”

Gremlik here! Still not home.  Beer Can Billy put Pokémon Go on my flip phone, and I still haven’t figured out how to get it off.  Thing is the abyss won’t let you enter if you’re being tracked #Conspiracy.  We don’t want the CIA to know where the abyss is.  I have prized bootlegs of Family Matters seasons 1 through 4, I’d hate to do hard time for that again.  Prison food sucks.  I did enjoy the various clothing options though.  And Goober, stop telling people I’m a Pokémon! Sometimes you want to have a Roach Sandwich in-peace without someone snapping a picture.  July stuff go. Continue reading “8-Bit Troll: Stage 15 “Digimon No””