Heather is a sports car fanatic. She prefers American muscle cars, and owns two Pontiac vehicles. A 1988 Pontiac Firebird Formula and a 2004 Pontiac GTO. She aspires to own a 1970 Pontiac GTO. Everyone always tells her she should be a comedian. Ms. Throwback states: “I’m pretty sure it’s because I find irony in life that everyone knows is true but just doesn’t express it aloud.” She is constantly working on her health. “I like to go to the gym, walk through parks, and bike ride all over the place, but on the inside I’m morbidly obese and just want to eat cheesecake all day. There’s this amazing lava brownie thing at Red Lobster so I’m gonna go eat one of those now instead of write this. Then I’ll go walk 40 miles.”