Friday Night Wrestling 4/16/10

Real Talk By: Kimulus

What up everyone?! This is Kimulus, back again

with your fix of Friday Night Wrestling, HERE on PL! So lets get it!!

WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW

So WWE RAW is live from the UK… wow now this HAS to be special… you would think… I mean WWE doing a show infront of a international crowd… but lets find out if they did the Job.  Okay so the show starts out David Hasselhoff who calls himself the “Hoff”.  While his Promo skill is solid… there was no entertainment value that came out of him.. other than that his a famous TV/Movie star.  So first came a dreaded WWE Divas match. After a short while… Eve became the new Divas Champion and defeated Maryse in a ROLLUP….You have got to be kidding me. Next came the ever entertaining Miz and Big Show. After a promo about them being great…. Bret Hart shows up ( AND I DON’T GET WHY HIS STILL HERE) and says that the Hart Dynasty is the better tag team.  So after a bit of trash talking Smith, the son of the British Bulldog took on the Miz.  I could clearly see that the Miz was doing this thing… but I can see Smith is still struggling when it comes to ring mechanics.  The match was suppose to be an epic match but I can’t help but to feel that he is awkward in the ring and the timing is off on some of his moves.  The other thing I don’t get is why they made Smith lose in his hometown…his heritage.  Thanks to Show, the Miz got the victory.  Next came the match between Carlito and Bourne.  They had very solid spots and I was feeling their match.  It was very well done and very well executed one of the top matches of Monday night.  Bourne ended up winning, but I can’t help but to feel sorry for Carlito… who seems to be used as a constant Jobber.

Next came Cena vs Otunga.  Now this was just a squash match that is not worth mentioning.  I couldn’t believe how WWE treats a NXT star like… a 5 yr old child that’s going up against a 20 yr old.  I mean if Bryan Daniels went up against Jericho and made a critical performance… I don’t understand why they made Otunga a flat squash despite all the promo time they are giving him.  After Otunga is defeated, the next segment came with Sheamus… who revealed at Extreme Rules that Triple H and Sheamus will have a street fight.  After that Kofi comes out for ANOTHER match… now last week I complained they are ruining Kofi but it looks like they are trying to build back his credibility up a bit by making him win by DQ.  Maybe they will go at it after Extreme Rules… Maybe Kofi will interfere in the street fight.  I don’t see Kofi going anywhere after tonight… so hopefully they have something for him… I am just scared that he is going to turn into another Shelton!!! After this apparently Carlito is upset that he is being misused in the WWE…which is TRUE… but I do not know where they are going with him either… Next came the Baywatch match…which im not going to even mention…it’s a huge waste of time… when they could be using this time to get other stars to prominent positions.  However, the main event was VERY solid.  It was very good and very well paced.  Orton won it by VIA DQ, but it retained both men’s credibility as they are going into Extreme Rules…and next week.. is the WWE Draft.

…and THA GLOVES ARE OFF:
NOW SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS RAW WAS LACKLUSTER WHEN IT WAS TOURING INTERNATIONALLY?! THE SHOW COULD HAVE BEEN WAY BETTER BUT NO THE WWE’S GREED GOT IN THE WAY.  WHEN IN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO STEP UP THE WWE DIVAS?! ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GOIN TO MAKE THEM A JOKE EACH AND EVERY WEEK?! GOOD LORD.  AND WHAT IS UP WITH A RAW SUPERSTAR LIKE RANDY ORTON CHALLENGING JACK SWAGGER FOR THE WORLD TITLE?! DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?!?!??!  DO THEY KNOW SMACKDOWN SUPERSTARS EXIST TO TAKE CONTENDERSHIP FOR JACK SWAGGERS TITLE?!?!?! GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER WWE!

Whats Legit

+Main event is solid.
+Carlito vs Bourne

Whats Perpetrating

– Misuse of Smackdown superstars
-Can they step up the DIVAS already?!

Overall: MF MF MF out of five

TNA IMPACT:

The show starts out with Jarrett calling out Sting because of the recent attacks.  So Jarrett goes looking for him in the balconies for some reason and then they end up having a mini backstage fight.  Sting then uses his bat to turn the tides and Jeff Hardy and RVD came out to rescue Jarrett.  After that Team Flair cuts a promo saying that they are going to win at Lockdown.  Team 3-D came out next demanding this new generation of the “wolfpack” to come out.   This was perhaps one of the most boring hardcore matches I have ever seen… nothing new was brought to the table.  However the spot with X-Pac X factoring Bubba through a table was good.  The match overall however was…terrible.  Eric Young came out saying that he will take out Kevin Nash… I haven’t seen Eric Young wrestle since his dumbass gimmick… so I can’t say much.  Next Hogan spots Bishoff, who was talking to Flair… and obviously they are going to try the “bad management angle” with this. Next came Kazarian vs Shannon Moore… this match again was nothing special…  again TNA tries to show the fans that they are all about wrestling… but once TNA doesn’t establish their heels and the faces, signature moves… its not that entertaining if you just keep watching the match thinking they just do those moves randomly.  However the match ends up in a draw.  Very mediocre. After that Hogan goes off on Bishoff saying that his not a good manager blah blah blah.  Just get to the betrayal already right??  After this Abyss and the Pope cut a promo how they were not going to let Hulk down…. Then after that Angelina Love went against Velvet Sky… This match was also terrible and not worth mentioning.  After that Abyss apparently got ran over by somebody backstage.  It looked like either Bishoff or Desmond Wolfe… TNA did not reveal who it was.  After that came the match of the NIGHT for TNA… it was Morgan/Amazing Red vs the motor city machine guns… but WOW I have to give a hat tip to Amazing Red… because his spots are insane… I was enjoying every bit of the match… and Amazing Red and Morgan end up winning… and Morgan turns on Red because he got the pinfall… I would say this is the only legitimate storyline they have going besides Angle and Kennedy.  Next came Hardy vs. Roode… this match was solid because we all know that Jeff Hardy is pretty established and we see him doing all of his signature moves.  In the end Hardy wins but Storm came out and breathed fire into Hardy’s face… If you guys didn’t see it because of the censor..I gotta say check it out on TNAwrestling.com. Hardy took that like a champ.

Next came the main event where AJ styles and the Pope came in but… Team Flair came in and beat the living crap out of Pope…and the show ended when Hogan was just staring them down.

…. and THA GLOVES ARE OFF

TNA I GOTTA SAY THIS IS ONE CRAP ASS SHOW YOU HAVE GOING AGAINST WWE, AND ESPECIALLY BEFORE YOUR PAY PER VIEW.  WHERE THE HELL IS KENNEDY AND ANGLE?! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO HIDE YOUR STAR POWER FROM THE SHOW WHEN YOU NEED ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET GOING AGAINST THE WWE?!?!?!  WHAT WAS UP WITH THE PACING OF THE SHOW TODAY?! EVERYTHING WAS JUST SLOPPY, YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL THAT AMAZING RED SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THE SHOW OTHERWIDE I WOULDVE TURNED THE CHANNEL AND WATCHED WWE INSTEAD!  WE WILL SEE AT LOCKDOWN WHICH PPV IS BETTER BUT TONIGHT WAS TERRIBLE BY TNA YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY TRIPPIN IF YOU ARE GOING DOWN THIS PATH.

What’s Legit

+Amazing Red/Matt Morgan vs Motorcity Machineguns
+Build ups to Lockdown is pretty solid.

What’s Perpetrating

-The show dragged.
-NO ANGLE OR KENNEDY?!

Overall: MF MF

THIS WEEK’S WINNER: WWE


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